Okay, so things have gotten a whole lot of heavy around here. Time for a shift.
May I share with you a recent marital conversation.
Joel: You know, you have such a nice neck line.
Joel: Your jaw. It’s really defined.
Me: (Narrows eyes. Stares suspiciously.)
Joel: What? You do. You’re really pretty.
Me: What do you want?
Joel: What? Nothing!
Me: Just tell me.
Joel: Why can’t I just give my lovely wife a compliment?
Me: My jaw is defined?
Joel: (Silent. Finally speaks.) I may have forgotten to tell you that I’m going to a bucks party tomorrow. And it’s at the coast. So I’ll be gone until Sunday. You’re really pretty.
Me: Silent. Staring.
Joel: Silent. Staring.
Me: Is this some kind of joke?
Me: It’s not a joke, is it?
Me: This is SO going on the blog.
Enjoy your day, my lovelies. Also, this.